I got an e-mail from ellem!

e-mail from ellem -

We wish ellem a Merry December's end

We wish ellem a Merry December's end

We wish ellem a Merry December's end

And a lot of new toys


Good tidings to ellem

And everyone he knows

We wish ellem a Merry December's end

And a Happy ellem Year


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There, now no one will be offended.

My reply -

Why do you prefer December over the other months? I haven't seen you
celebrating the end of any of the months with *lower* numbers! You're
a high numberist, and endist, and a Decemberist of the worst kind.