Introductory humorous hyperbole. Touching but meaningless personal detail. Declaration of solidarity with enthusiasts for something or someone.
Whimsical navel-gazing. Declaration of fealty to reality, resolve to try, try again. Passive solicitation of praise and encouragement. Earnest pledge to hew to high standards and rigorous discipline.
Tautological declaration of positive environment. Humble allegiance to higher power. Existential fall-back position, half-hearted and transparent well-wishing to readership.